UltimApe

“I’m a cyborg slime-mold brain fungus piloting a complex exosuit made of flesh. Wandering scholar, and informavore.”

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(Cuck Fondle Percent)

A meme run inspired by DougDoug getting shot in the back by Fondle. Modification on the marriage speedrun that involves literally cucking Fondle.

  1. Get Fondle as a follower.
  2. Get a house from Hearthfire.
  3. Make Fondle your Steward.
  4. Kill Camelia’s brother so she takes over the shop.
  5. Marry Camelia.
    • Requires recovering the claw from Bleak Falls Barrow and then proposing to her.
  6. Move Camelia (as your wife) into your Hearthfire house while Fondle is your steward there.
    • This requires getting all the stuff to build the house to have a bed.
  7. Sleep in the same bed while Fondle watches.
  8. “Divorce” Camelia while Fondle watches.
  9. Get a real follower to carry your burdens.
    • (Style points if you get J’zargo to use his scrolls on Fondle)

Best time is about 4 hours by BigThumbnail using waitskip and item duplication for money, while testing that this was actually possible. (Tho the VOD was lost to history).